DATE

HEADLINE (click the date for news story you want to see)

January 31, 2000

Trees committee plans to honor Justice, Marshall, unification

January 28, 2000

Blast of hot air delays storm's arrival

January 27, 2000

Winter storm panic excites grocers, idiots, rednecks

January 26, 2000

Sports hall needs $100,000 A/C upgrade or to 'get rough' on door loiterers

January 25, 2000

False alarm on warning sirens awakens Macon; snooze feature proposed

January 24, 2000

Boss Hawg's alcohol license in jeopardy; videotape sales brisk

January 19, 2000

Nuwaubians: "Earthquake weapon" will be used until demands are met

January 18, 2000

John Rocker: Twisted Sister band is a bunch of sissies

January 17, 2000

 Dunce committee: No pass? Walk anyway

January 14, 2000

 Nuwaubians seek permit for alien nude dance club

January 14, 2000

Sabotage alleged in Teasers evidence loss

January 14, 2000

Wilkinson denies nude club's appeal over proximity to cow pasture

January 13, 2000

Allen foregoes party-switching record in favor of electoral viability

January 12, 2000

Mayor touts after-school programs to prevent John Rocker syndrome

January 11, 2000

Cloning scientists to improve Macon City Council

January 10, 2000

Southwest crisis training frightens faculty, some wet pants

January 7, 2000

Little Richard does ads for Macon, seeks to be Big Richard

January 6, 2000

OSHA fines US Broadcasting for exposing employees to paper cuts

January 5, 2000

County Commission debates sexual frequency for county employees

January 4, 2000

Wiener toppings hold up progress on Civic Square project

January 3, 2000

Allen Greenspan, Juan Valdez considered candidates for tax commission bean-counter